But- I will try to do my best in order to convey my reactions
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Xander has terrible luck with women. TERRIBLE. So Cordy gets all upset because she's like "ZOMG DATING AN UNPOPULAR GUY MAKES MY FRIEND'S ACT LIKE DOUCHES." So she decides to break up with Xander on the worst day possible out of the year. Valentine's day. When he goes out and buys her a really nice silver heart necklace too... and right in the middle of the dance at the Bronze. FAIL.
So he decides, with the help of the girl who had the witch for a mom, to cast a love spell in order to make Cordy fall in love with him, so he can dump her in front of the whole school as payback. Thing is, she has real feelings for him that are being circumvented for popularity *rage*... she's even wearing the necklace he bought her, when he demands it back so he can cast the spell. So, the spell backfires... in the worst possible way. Every girl in Sunnydale falls for him except Cordelia, including Buffy and the witch girl. Which ends up resulting in Buffy getting turned into a rat. Cordy and Xander get back together, and they reverse the spell.. before someone gets murdered...
Best line: I remember wanting you, and then all of a sudden, an overwhelming craving for cheese.
Best part: Cordy telling off her bitchy friends.
Worst part: Angel being a bag of dicks and leaving a bouquet of red roses outside Buffy's door with a note saying: soon.
Meaning that he's going to turn her life into a hell-hole.
So he decides, with the help of the girl who had the witch for a mom, to cast a love spell in order to make Cordy fall in love with him, so he can dump her in front of the whole school as payback. Thing is, she has real feelings for him that are being circumvented for popularity *rage*... she's even wearing the necklace he bought her, when he demands it back so he can cast the spell. So, the spell backfires... in the worst possible way. Every girl in Sunnydale falls for him except Cordelia, including Buffy and the witch girl. Which ends up resulting in Buffy getting turned into a rat. Cordy and Xander get back together, and they reverse the spell.. before someone gets murdered...
Best line: I remember wanting you, and then all of a sudden, an overwhelming craving for cheese.
Best part: Cordy telling off her bitchy friends.
Worst part: Angel being a bag of dicks and leaving a bouquet of red roses outside Buffy's door with a note saying: soon.
Meaning that he's going to turn her life into a hell-hole.
Passion:
So Angel is one twisted mofo. He's like Tim Burton, mixed with saw, mixed with creepy ex boyfriends.
And a douche. How many times do I have to mention he's a douche.. like a billion more, or at least until he gets his soul back.
He starts stalking Buffy, creeping into her house at night and drawing pictures of her and her mom while they're sleeping and stuff. So, Ms. Calendar decides that this has gotten way out of hand and she'll return Angel's soul to him. But Drusilla has a vision about that... and Angel ends up stopping Ms. Calendar for good. Ie. Snapping her neck. He sets up this whole rendevous at Giles' house that makes it look like Ms. Calendar is upstairs ready for snuggles, with roses and candles and the whole bit, and then puts the corpse in there waiting for Giles. It was awful. Giles goes to kill Angel and then totally gets knocked out, and Buffy comes to the rescue.. but doesn't kill Angel, she's too busy saving Giles from the fire that got started.
There wasn't really any good parts. Wait. One: Giles beating Angel up with a baseball bat.
Worst part/ Creepiest part: Willow forgot that Angel could come into her room because she had invited him. There's an envelope on her bed with her fish, all dead, and strung on a chain like a necklace. BLEARGH.. I DON'T LIKE DEAD ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY DEAD FISH/ FROGS T.T
So Angel is one twisted mofo. He's like Tim Burton, mixed with saw, mixed with creepy ex boyfriends.
And a douche. How many times do I have to mention he's a douche.. like a billion more, or at least until he gets his soul back.
He starts stalking Buffy, creeping into her house at night and drawing pictures of her and her mom while they're sleeping and stuff. So, Ms. Calendar decides that this has gotten way out of hand and she'll return Angel's soul to him. But Drusilla has a vision about that... and Angel ends up stopping Ms. Calendar for good. Ie. Snapping her neck. He sets up this whole rendevous at Giles' house that makes it look like Ms. Calendar is upstairs ready for snuggles, with roses and candles and the whole bit, and then puts the corpse in there waiting for Giles. It was awful. Giles goes to kill Angel and then totally gets knocked out, and Buffy comes to the rescue.. but doesn't kill Angel, she's too busy saving Giles from the fire that got started.
There wasn't really any good parts. Wait. One: Giles beating Angel up with a baseball bat.
Worst part/ Creepiest part: Willow forgot that Angel could come into her room because she had invited him. There's an envelope on her bed with her fish, all dead, and strung on a chain like a necklace. BLEARGH.. I DON'T LIKE DEAD ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY DEAD FISH/ FROGS T.T
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