Monday, May 20, 2013

Season 2 Episode 8 : The Dark Age


Shifty man with a briefcase looking for Giles, and he's about to get attacked... by someone he knows that's clearly dead.
And she turns into blue goo as soon as she kills the guy. 
In other news. Giles doesn't like new music, but that was a given
lol. They just speculated that Giles' diapers were tweed.

Ms. Calendar to Giles: Has anyone told you that you're a sexy fuddy-duddy :P
I'VE SAID IT.

Oh no. Giles is arrested...ish. This can't be good.

So Buffy almost accidentally staked Angel.
So they're at the hospital and just killed a whole bunch of vamps that were going to steal the blood donations. Buffy to Angel: Make sure the rest of these get to the hospital
 Angel: Sure.
YEAH RIGHT. He's not Edward Cullen! He doesn't go feeding off of animals. He's so going to jack that for himself.

So Giles has the same tattoo as the dead guy, and the only other guy to contact on his list is Ethan, who was the one who sold them the creepy halloween costumes. Oh and the dead guy isn't really dead. Curiouser and Curiouser. 

lol. Xander: When are we going to be using computers in real life.
A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN TRIGONOMETRY. 

So Ethan showed up in the library and was snooping around. Zombie showed up. 
And now Ms. Calendar is probably possessed by Zombie things T.T nooooo. I want Giles to be happy and sexually fulfilled... I hope she doesn't die. That'd be terrible.

Buffy: Do you have any problem with going through Giles' personal files?
Xander: no, does that make me a Sociopath?

Oh god. Ms. Calendar is possessed by this demon named Eyghon
And she's going to rape Giles.
Or beat the crap out of him.

GASP GILES DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND PRACTICED MAGIC WITH DEGENERATES?!
I totally underestimated him.

So Buffy just got knocked out by Ethan and he's going tattoo her. 
OMG. Xander and Cordelia were going to fight and Willow just screamed at them. 

So, Angel absorbed the demon, and killed it from inside of him.
BAD ASS.
Aw. Giles and Ms. Calendar are over. :(



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