S1 E2: The Harvest

Hooray for the power of Jesus Christ saving Buffy! yay crosses.

So apparently there's a new version of how the world started. None of these silly dinosaurs, but demons.

Buffy: I almost had them, but they went voom! *makes hand motion*
Xander: They can fly!?
Buffy: No they can drive.

Buffy is so quippy. I think that's her most endearing quality so far.

Creepy Nosferatu guy named The Master *turns around super slowly* : A Slayer ....
Thank you for being so melodramatic. That really got your point across.

Holy sugar, Luke holds a massive grudge. Apparently some dude attacked him while he was sleeping in 1843, and got away and he's still upset about it.

So, back to Buffy and the gang figuring out where the vamps are hiding: Willow is apparently a computer hacker, because she hacked into the city council files. Oh, and Giles is afraid of computers.
"Let's see if you can wrest any information from this dread box."
Aww, your old fogey charm makes you even more adorable.

So predictable:
Buffy goes to ditch school and the principal sees her and locks the gate on her.
Principal: That's the Summers I want to see. Sensible girl with her feet on the ground *walks away*
Me: She's soooo going to jump the fence.
She jumps over the gate.

So, Willow tells Xander that Buffy can handle whatever's in the Vampire lair by herself. She lets herself into the Mausoleum, and you can clearly see her wearing heels. Dude, if she's wearing heels to fight vampires, I really don't think she can handle this, especially with all the kicking that's been involved in her fighting style so far.

Oh so this is Angel. He's pretty and by pretty I mean a whole lot of sexy. I'm fairly certain he goes the frosted tips route later on, and that makes me really sad :( Don't change you lovely mysterious man.

Vampire Slayedge? Why is this a word? A line-backer and an X-acto knife? Oh dear God... How did you behead a linebacker with an exacto knife. I don't even want to know.

Cordelia is a giant witch, and I wish I could pull her hair....or do something to wipe that smirk off her stupid face. Oh, and Willow to the rescue.Yes destroy the stupid girls who don't understand programming... well.. their program. (So says the girl who doesn't understand programming herself)