S3 Ep1 : Anne

The gang are fighting vampires... by themselves.

BEACH. Buffy on the beach. With Angel? And it was a dream.

Buffy looks like she's going to beat the hell out of people in this diner.

One guy about the football season: If we can keep our discipline, keep the amount of mysterious deaths down, Sunnydale's going to rule!

That episode seemed kind of filler-ish. 

It had the gang back home fighting vamps.

Buffy had to rescue people from this place run by demons that made them work until they were dead, with some timey wimey stuff mixed in.

S2 Episode 22

So Buffy's gonna get arrested. no biggie. and now she's a fugitive.

Spike: Billions of people walking around like happy meals on legs.

What the hell. Xander saying I love you made Willow wake up... and she woke up and said Oz right away.

ALL THE TEARS.

Angel, you touch a hair on Giles' head and I will eat your heart for breakfast.

So Spike and Buffy are teaming up... and Buffy's mom found out she's a vampire slayer. 

Oh gawd. Oh gawd. Dru's making Giles think that he sees Jenny </3

Thanks Spike for coming through.. oh but Dru just tackled him. 

Xander goes to rescue Giles
Giles: Xander?
Xander: Yeah it's me.
Giles: no no no it's all a trick.

Xander: What?
Giles: they're making me see what I want to see.

Xander: If they're making you see what you want to see why would you see me?
Giles: You're right. Let's go.

and Buffy and Angel are swordfighting.This is cool. 

No willow 

what the hell is going on with willow. It looked like she wasn't going to finish her spell.. and then all of a sudden- she's like- super latin possessed mode.

And IT WORKED. aw.<3

KILL THE DEMON! PRIORITIES WOMAN. PRIORITIES.

what the shit. Angel. She sent Angel to hell. 

And she left home and got kicked out of school and omg. this is too much. omg.

Aw, they are so lost without her.

S2 E21:Becomg pt 1

Ooo we're going to see how Angel became a vamp.
No don't follow her. She's evilllll.
and she opens a cut on her boobs to change him. Nice.
Those are nordic runes on the front of that big rock thing... But they are in California, and they excavated it.
Weirdness.
Ok, stop playing with your hashbrowns Xander.

Cordelia (behind Snyder's back :  How about you're a tiny impotent nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu.
Pretty much Cordy. Pretty much.
It's showing how Dru gets changed. She's so pretty without the tons, and tons of makeup.
Dru got her visions before she died.
Angel. DON'T BE AN ASS. He told Dru she was damned to being a devil child cursed to be evil.
They found the disc that will restore Angel's soul to him.
ooh it shows Angel getting his soul back the first time. It makes me almost pity him....
If the box is whispering to you don't touch it.
Oh well. vamps got him anyway.
Kendra the vampire slayer came back. I missed her accent <3

Spike: It's a big rock, none of my friends have got a rock that big.
lol. Giles has a rock of Thessala that he's using as a paperweight. *FACEPALM* if you knew that she needed one she wouldn't have died....
Ew. Angel was grossly homeless looking last year. Chasing rats around NYC.
Ew and Buffy was terrifyingly preteen. ew.
I like her better now.
Aw, Angel decides to become someone just because of Buffy.
Well, decided, before the show started.

He tries to Pull the sword out of the demon's chest and fails-
Spike in a sing-song: Someone wasn't worrthy. LOL.
I love you Kendra... naming your stake Mr. Pointy
And Kendra's dead because of Drusilla.
AND BUFFY'S GONNA GET IN  TROUBLE

AND IT'S TO BE CONTINUED.

S2, eP20 : Go Fish

Swim team won at their meet, having a party at the beach.
Cordelia: We've been so tired of cheering for losers, it's nice to win something
Willow: We have the highest mortality rate
Xander (sarcastically enthusiastic): YEAH, WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Cute guy on the swim team<3 mmmmhmm.Yes Buffy, flirt with him

EW, so I'm fairly certain something's sucking out bones and organs from the swim team and leaving something that looks like Harry's arm when Lockhart took the bones out.

Ok, no don't flirt with swim team guy, he's a creep. Principal Snyder.. stop being such a dick to everyone except your precious swim team.

Buffy: So, someone cut him open and ate out all his insides?
Willow: Like an oreo cookie!
Well thanks willow for ruining oreos for me now. Who am I kidding... I love Oreos too much. That is a love that will last forever.

Xander came face to face with the monster
Cordy's reaction: You ran like a woman didn't you.

Willow playing bad cop is awesome.
This guy on the swim team looks really familiar. I don't know why.
Angel, people aren't weapons- you can't throw them at Buffy.
And now Gage believes you're a bad ass.
LOL XANDER JOINED THE SWIM TEAM. YES.
He's sort of buff...

So the monster's aren't killing the swim team... they are the swim team.
Willow you scare the shit out of me.
Buffy :You're getting good at this interrogation thing
Willow: the trick is not to leave marks.

OH Gawd... the coach pretty much left Buffy to get raped by the fish guys.
But. they saved the day. And Xander won\t turn into a fish guy

Season 2 Episode 19: I only have eyes for you

Aw Buff Buff, I know how you feel. Boys are dumb

There's this couple fighting- I thought it was Oz and Willow at first- the guy sounded like Seth Green for a second.

And he pulled a gun, and the gun disappeared... what the hell..

I hate Mr. Snyder, so much. 

Aw, Willow 's so good a/s a teacher!<3 d'aaw.

HENRY! HENRY. MY SWEET HENRY. sorry this boy in 1950s Sunnydale who is having a relationship with his teacher is from Ugly Betty. He's like my dream guy<3 

I think he's the ghost. :(

A murderous ghost who keeps possessing people.

Spike hates Angel so very much.

Giles- It's Jenny, the ghost is Jenny
Me: It's not Jenny. No.

They figure out about the ghost and that it's a murder suicide, kid killed the teacher and then himself because he couldn't make her love him.
Willow : I feel bad for them
Buffy: I feel bad for her. He's a murderer, he should pay for what he did.
Willow: With his life?
Buffy: No he should be doing 60 years in prison, breaking rocks and making special friends with Roscoe the Weight lifter.

Special friends- teehee. That's an interesting way to put it. 

OMY OMY OMG WHY ARE THERE SNAKES ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. T.T 

Why does principal Snyder know about the Hellmouth?

W: The only solution is the final solution
Xander: Nuke the school? I like that idea

omg. Buffy's playing the guy's point and Angel's playing the  girl's part. HOLY. SHIT .

lol. Buffy can't kill Angel though.

Well. they helped the spirits cross over. But it's gonna be real awkward when they stop kissing.

YUP

Angel took off. 

So Spike can walk. He just went postal and kicked the wheelchair

Episode 18: Killed by Death

Buffy's sick... trying to fight Angel.. Stupid girl
With the help of the gang he takes off... and she passes out.
Xander to the doctor " She's sick- make it better!"

And Buffy starts freaking out and has to be sedated when they say they're keeping her at the hospital. 

Yeah I would hate hospitals if my cousin died in one while I was in the room with her alone.

I want to know what Cordelia thinks is wrong with Buffy's face...

Nope. Little kid being stalked by Freddy Krueger's brother ain't weird at all.

The weird moment when little Buffy looks nothing like 17 year old Buffy.
17 year old Buffy, Blond, Green Eyes, thin nose
Little Buffy, Brown hair, Green  eyes, fat nose. 

Xander, to Angel : You're going to die, and I'm going to be there.

Badass.

The next morning

They ( X, W,C G)all bring Buffy stuff.
Xander, handing Buffy balloons: Flowers for milady
Buffy: I think those are called balloons
Xander: eh, well, stick'em in water, maybe they'll grow

Willow wears the cutest chokers <3

Ugliest sweaters though.

That's creepy.
Dr. Backer knows the truth about children... that they die O.o 

Aw Cordy brought Xander doughnuts and coffee <3 d'aw.

So Dr. Backer's not the culprit. Dr. Death is. 

Willow's innocence about what playing Doctor really is, is adorable.

Not the kids! It's stalking them through the basement tunnels. 

Xander: you don't know how to kill this thing
Buffy: I thought I might try violence
Xander: Solid idea.

OMG. THIS MONSTER IS OFFICIALLY THE CREEPIEST SHIT EVER.
IT'S EYES GOT REALLY WIDE AND THEN OPENED UP INTO LONG SUCKER THINGS.. OH GAWD. NIGHTMARES FOREVER.

Good Buffy snapped it's neck. 

Second Season Episodes 16/17

So, I worked an 8 hour shift yesterday and was exhausted. All I wanted to do was lie down and watch some Buffy, so I did. But I didn't write anything...
But- I will try to do my best in order to convey my reactions

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

Xander has terrible luck with women. TERRIBLE. So Cordy gets all upset because she's like "ZOMG DATING AN UNPOPULAR GUY MAKES MY FRIEND'S ACT LIKE DOUCHES."  So she decides to break up with Xander on the worst day possible out of the year. Valentine's day. When he goes out and buys her a really nice silver heart necklace too... and right in the middle of the dance at the Bronze. FAIL.
So he decides, with the help of the girl who had the witch for a mom, to cast a love spell in order to make Cordy fall in love with him, so he can dump her in front of the whole school as payback. Thing is, she has real feelings for him that are being circumvented for popularity *rage*... she's even wearing the necklace he bought her, when he demands it back so he can cast the spell.  So, the spell backfires... in the worst possible way. Every girl in Sunnydale falls for him except Cordelia, including Buffy and the witch girl. Which ends up resulting in Buffy getting turned into a rat.  Cordy and Xander get back together, and they reverse the spell.. before someone gets murdered...

Best line: I remember wanting you, and then all of a sudden, an overwhelming craving for cheese.
 Best part: Cordy telling off her bitchy friends.
Worst part: Angel being a bag of dicks and leaving a bouquet of red roses outside  Buffy's door with a note saying: soon.

Meaning that he's going to turn her life into a hell-hole.

Passion:
So Angel is one twisted mofo. He's like Tim Burton, mixed with saw, mixed with creepy ex boyfriends.
And a douche. How many times do I have to mention he's a douche.. like a billion more, or at least until he gets his soul back.
He starts stalking Buffy, creeping into her house at night and drawing pictures of her and her mom while they're sleeping and stuff. So, Ms. Calendar decides that this has gotten way out of hand and she'll return Angel's soul to him. But Drusilla has a vision about that... and Angel ends up stopping Ms. Calendar for good. Ie. Snapping her neck. He sets up this whole rendevous at Giles' house that makes it look like Ms. Calendar is upstairs ready for snuggles, with roses and candles and the whole bit, and then puts the corpse in there waiting for Giles. It was awful. Giles goes to kill Angel and then totally gets knocked out, and Buffy comes to the rescue.. but doesn't kill Angel, she's too busy saving Giles from the fire that got started.
There wasn't really any good parts. Wait. One: Giles beating Angel up with a baseball bat.
Worst part/ Creepiest part:  Willow forgot that Angel could come into her room because she had invited him. There's an envelope on her bed with her fish, all dead, and strung on a chain like a necklace. BLEARGH.. I DON'T LIKE DEAD ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY DEAD FISH/ FROGS T.T 

S2 Episode 14: innocence

Smallish thing I forgot to mention. Ms. Calendar is a gypsy charged with making sure that Angel suffers from the gypsy curse that makes him have a soul.

uh oh. I think Angel's soul was removed again. Just to turn Buffy against him :(

No! Angel.... T.T
He just kissed Spike's forehead ... weirdo.
Oh no. Willow just saw Xander kissing Cordelia.. This episode is turning out terribly.
Line that made me hurt inside : Willow: You'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me.

I hate Angel without Humanity. HE'S A DICK. He's being so mean to Buffy.

So, Buffy found out Ms.  Calendar is a gypsy, and Giles is siding with Buff.

No. not the mall. Poor things at the mall. Don't ruin the mall for everyone by sucking out people's humanity.

Is she so going to blast the demon with a bazooka! WINNING. WINNING. WINNING.

Angel: You can't kill me can you?
Buffy *Punts him in the junk*
Apparently becoming a vampire doesn't make your balls harder.

S2 E15:Phases

Er, yes there's a witch in that cheerleading trophy Oz, long story.
Cordelia: There's a beautiful big full moon out tonight...
Well. with the episode being called phases. Oh this is definitely about werewolves. YUP. CALLED IT.
I kind of decided that I was going to bed through this episode, and then watched the rest later and didn't write anything other than this.
And soulless Angel proves once again he's a douche.

 So now I know why my brother in law likes Oz's character :P
Werewolf <3

I didn't feel like writing for the episodes I watched last night... S2, EP 10, 11, 12,&13

What's my line part 2:
So Buffy has to team up with Kendra the Vampire slayer. They say that she's become the slayer since Buffy died, but considering that was only six months ago... and Kendra said that she barely remembered her parents after they sent her to her watcher... I'm a little concerned that it isn't the whole truth.
 They have to rescue Angel from Spike and Drusilla. Spike is injured, but because of the ritual they do where they almost kill Angel, Drusilla is totally healed. So that happens.
Best part of the episode is Xander and Cordelia hiding in the Buffy's basement from the bug guy, they start having a huge argument about being stuck down there, and how they hate eachother so much.
Guess what? They start making out! It's lovely.
Oh, and another one of the assassins shoots poor Oz, Seth Green's character.

Ted:
Not just a movie about an annoying alive teddy bear. No, in this one John Ritter shows up to romance Buffy's mom... and pretty much is a stepford step dad kind of deal. He seems really awesome to everyone except for Buffy, and I thought he was pretty strict about the daughters in 8 simple rules. Buffy accidentally kills him, and feels terrible. Luckily, before she gets convicted, or anything- he shows up again, alive and well. And if you remember the twist in the Stepford Wives- you would probably be able to figure out why that is. Ted is a machine that likes to marry women and keep them until they're dead.
Best part: When he starts glitching

Bad Eggs
This episode made me never want to look at an egg the same way again. The gang gets eggs to take care of as a health class project, and while you think, that seems like a fairly innocent task... it isn't. There's like a demon spawn inside these eggs that reminds me of Yeerks from the Animorphs. They pretty much take over your brain to serve the Mother monster.
Worst part: Xander almost eating one of the things by accident.

Surprise
So it's Buffy's Birthday, and she has a bad dream where Angel dies. Spike is all got his face burned, and is getting wheeled around in a wheelchair by the newly healthy, but still totally crazy Drusilla. They're reassembling this demon that can't be killed by any weapon forged by man. I say, use an elven-forged weapon like Mithrandir, but of course they can't jump into the LOTR universe and get it.
This demon burns the humanity out of you, which is lovely. Oh, and Buffy gets a claddagh ring from Angel as a Birthday present which is totally adorable. The episode ends with them doing it- it's implied- nothing is shown- so much for Cullen's hangups about that kind of thing. Oh and Angel is all of a sudden wandering out into a thunderstorm all in pain.. and that's where the episode ends.

Season Two, Episode 9 : What's my Line pt 1

They're taking career tests.

Buffy: Do I like shrubs?
Xander: It's up to you and your God.

Stupid Druella. She's so annoying. I want her to die. I like Spike when he's not playing to her crazy fiddle.

Angel's just  chilling in her room, holding one of her stuffies :P He had a bad feeling apparently.
Buffy: I want us to be  regular kids.
Angel: I am not a kid.
Buffy: Fine then, a regular kid, and her cradle-robbing creature of the night boyfriend.

NOOOOOO Buffy T.T that would make you Bella and she's boring as hell. I like you just the way you are. Capable and only a bit whiny. And able to have expression, that's always good too. Plus you can close your mouth.
Aww, he's going to take  Buffy skating.

And Apparently Xander and Buffy are police material, well Buffy's police, Xander's prison guard material. Considering what they spend their nights doing that's understandable. I don't know why they're so surprised.

Career Fair
Principal Snyder walks up to them to ask where Buffy is.
Xander: I was thinking Principal school. I want to know what it's like in your shoes, not your actual shoes because you're a tiny person, well, not really tiny as in small.. but.
Please Xander. just don't talk anymore

Snyder: Where is she?
Willow: Who?
Snyder: You know who.

VOLDEMORT?!  It's November 1997? He's dead. Thanks for asking. He died about 6 months ago.

So even Giles can see that you'd be good at Law enforcement.

So the vampires found a book that can help them read another book that will help them cure Druella

And there's these Assassin guys coming out of the woodwork.
Poor Buffy's skating and this one guy showed up to come kill her. Where the hell were you three minutes ago Angel.  Did she seriously just cut his throat with a skate?
BULLSHIT BUFFY you so noticed he went vampy. stop kissing him.

ew ew ew one of the assassins is made of bugs T.T
No, Seth Green is not an assassin. He's just in a band, and likes Willow.
WHY ARE YOU WANDERING AROUND LATE AT NIGHT WITH KILLERS ON THE LOOSE BUFFY?!

Aw, she went to Angel's <3
This one Assassin is a really hot Jamaican chick, but she trapped angel.
No Cordie. Don't let bug guy into Buffy's house!!!

Buffy, did you just scratch another girl in a fight?

Jamaican chick is apparently Kendra the vampire slayer. WHY THE HECK IS SHE TRYING TO KILL BUFFY THEN!?!

Season 2 Episode 8 : The Dark Age

Shifty man with a briefcase looking for Giles, and he's about to get attacked... by someone he knows that's clearly dead.

And she turns into blue goo as soon as she kills the guy. 

In other news. Giles doesn't like new music, but that was a given

lol. They just speculated that Giles' diapers were tweed.

Ms. Calendar to Giles: Has anyone told you that you're a sexy fuddy-duddy :P
I'VE SAID IT.

Oh no. Giles is arrested...ish. This can't be good.

So Buffy almost accidentally staked Angel.
So they're at the hospital and just killed a whole bunch of vamps that were going to steal the blood donations. Buffy to Angel: Make sure the rest of these get to the hospital
 Angel: Sure.

YEAH RIGHT. He's not Edward Cullen! He doesn't go feeding off of animals. He's so going to jack that for himself.

So Giles has the same tattoo as the dead guy, and the only other guy to contact on his list is Ethan, who was the one who sold them the creepy halloween costumes. Oh and the dead guy isn't really dead. Curiouser and Curiouser. 

lol. Xander: When are we going to be using computers in real life.
A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN TRIGONOMETRY. 

So Ethan showed up in the library and was snooping around. Zombie showed up. 

And now Ms. Calendar is probably possessed by Zombie things T.T nooooo. I want Giles to be happy and sexually fulfilled... I hope she doesn't die. That'd be terrible.

Buffy: Do you have any problem with going through Giles' personal files?
Xander: no, does that make me a Sociopath?

Oh god. Ms. Calendar is possessed by this demon named Eyghon

And she's going to rape Giles.

Or beat the crap out of him.

GASP GILES DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL AND PRACTICED MAGIC WITH DEGENERATES?!

I totally underestimated him.

So Buffy just got knocked out by Ethan and he's going tattoo her. 

OMG. Xander and Cordelia were going to fight and Willow just screamed at them. 

So, Angel absorbed the demon, and killed it from inside of him.

BAD ASS.

Aw. Giles and Ms. Calendar are over. :(

Season 2 Episode 7 : Lie to me

First thing they show is one of those merry-go-round thingys with the metal bars spinning by itself in a playground. Those things are just evil by themselves, this just makes it downright sinister. 

Who the hell leaves their kid  alone in a playground at like 8 o'clock at night?
And Drusilla, creepy doll-loving vamp is there to play, this can't be good.

She'd be creepy even if she wasn't  a vampire. She's really freaking twisted.

Angel saves the kid. Warns Drusilla. 

Oh crap, it totally looks like Dru and Angel have a thing and Buffy just saw the last bit of their tryst,

There's a secret!
Oh it's a secret date with Giles and Ms. Calendar

Omg. I love how self-centred and stupid Cordelia's views are. She thinks that everyone who's evil and overprivliged is being wronged. 

New guy in town- Billy Ford from LA. Buffy's got a thing for him. Nice earring buddy.

Buffy has more dark secrets than being a slayer? what?!

And now Angel's lying to her. 

O shit. And Now Ford's going to find out she's a vampire slayer.

That's a terrible explanation for what you were doing. Two cats fighting?
And he knows already.. I don't see this ending well

 Oh my lord. They're all vampire enthusiasts.

Angel's in Willow's room. This is hilarious. 

Willow: Angel, if I tell you something that you don't want to hear, will you promise not to bite me?

Lol, apparently willow becomes a fiend when she drinks coffee. Good to know. 

And Buffy will have a crisis while Giles is on his date and ruin it. 

Xander to Willow: You have too many thoughts

X, W, and A go to the vampire wannabe club. 

Angel: These people don't know what vampires really are, how they look, how they dress...
( Some guy comes down the staircase behind Angel wearing the same outfit.)

And Buffy ruined Giles' date. Called it.

At least it was just Monster Trucks.

And vampire girl that Ford lied about killing stole a book from Giles.

This is to illustrate how messed up Dru is.

Drusilla ( to a dead bird in a cage): Come on, sing for me. I'll give you a seed if you sing

Spike: The bird is dead Dru. You put it in a cage, and didn't feed it, and now it's all dead like the last one.

Yup. This Ford kid is totally bad news. And wants to be a vamp to slay the slayer

 

Ok, so Angel used to be an ass. He made Dru crazy and then turned her into a vampire. 

Now it's depressing because Ford has brain cancer, and wants to be immortal in place of chemo. He wants to kill a whole bunch of people in the process though. So it's a problem.

And it's a buffet. But Buffy threatens Drusilla and escapes. And Ford is toast, all the other people are saved. 

 

Season 2 Episode 6 : Halloween

I've watched part of this episode already- So here's the down-low.
They all buy costumes from this new store that is evil and turns them into whatever they're dressed as for Halloween. Buffy and Xander lose their memories. Buffy's dressed as an 18th century girl to try and impress Angel.. However, this backfires when she's helpless and doesn't remember anything. She takes off into the night, where Spike is hunting her.

Oh and Willow's a ghost. A very sexy ghost.

Brahmin god about division of self is causing this shenanigans-->
Giles: Light and Dark, Male and Female...
Ethan ( Bad guy): Chunky and Smooth, no wait, that's peanut Butter.
*facepalm*

Oh and they know eachother.

I like military Xander, but I don't like pussy  Buffy

OMG. Does Giles have a bad-ass past! Yes. yes yes. Yes Giles kicking some ass for once.
Yes, pretty please can be substituted for a kick.

Ew no. Buffy- you can't die like that.
YAY. they reversed the spell just in time. And I'm glad normal Buffy's back.
And Spike just takes off.
And Angel shows up from nowhere?!
Yay Willow's embracing sexy willow!

Oh and there's this guy played by Seth Green who's interested in her.YAY.
Angel hated the girls back in the day. Fail Buffy, Fail.

And the costume shop is now deserted, but Ethan will be back.

Season two: I like marathoning episodes pt 2

So, since I'm already through the first five episodes of season two, I'll give a quick summary of reactions to each.
Episode 1: When she was Bad
Buffy comes back from LA at the end of the summer with an attitude problem the size of California. She's totally lashing out at everyone about everything. She even baits Xander and Angel by dancing seductively with Xander and then taking off. She goes back to normal by the end of the episode thank god.

Episode 2:Some Assembly required
Uh... So this kid ressurects his dead brother, and wants to make him a girlfriend... out of the pieces of dead girls and Cordelia's head.
Best part: Xander jumping on top of the gurney that Cordelia is strapped to and body surfing them to safety.
Worst Part: I wish Cordelia would stop screaming so damned much.

Episode 3:School Hard
We meet Spike- He's cuter than I thought. Unfortunately he's pure evil.
Oh. And Drusilla is a creepy bitch who likes to play with dolls.
And the principal is a little worm who I hate so much.

Episode four: Inca Mummy Girl
Xander falls in love with a mummy this time. When she's turning back into the mummy her hands are disgusting, oh, and they tear her arms off at the end by accident. Lovely.

Episode Five: Lizard boy
Frat parties are bad. End of story. Especially when they are enslaved to a giant lizard thing that gives them wealth and prosperity.

Thing is... I like marathoning episodes

When I watch series like this, I usually tend to watch them all at once. So I got lazy and may have not written anything for the rest of season one and the beginning of season two. So here, all at once I'll do a mini commentary on each episode that I haven't blogged about and since my brother in law wants to read my reactions to episodes, I will be posting more :P
So a quick commentary about the rest of season 1

Episode Three: The Witch
I really liked the twist in this episode. It pretty much made it that much better. Like the twist in fight club.

Episode Four: Teacher's Pet
Oh Xander and his love of the female of the species. Pity, this female isn't our species and tries to eat him. They left this episode really open-ended having some of the eggs still be preserved at the end, but i don't know if and when they're going to follow up on that.

Episode five: Never Kill a boy on the first date
So- there's  this guy named Owen, and let's just say that he almost gets killed. Leading Buffy to think that she's doomed if she wants to find love. If only Angel was around more.. sigh...

Episode 6:  The Pack
Now this episode is really freaking creepy. It has these kids, plus Xander getting possessed by Hyenas and wreaking havoc, and eating the school mascot and the principal. Luckily Xander was locked up at that point and didn't partake. It was disturbing to see Xander be that much of a jerk. I think in this episode he takes his shirt off for the first time showing us that- no matter how much of a loser he's portrayed as being, he's still got a damn fine body.

Episode 7: Angel
This episode we find out how much Angel's been hiding from Buffy. And why he's so bloody mysterious. Oh, that's right- He's a vampire. I totally saw that coming.

Episode 8: I, Robot...You, Jane
Remember when I called bad things in Willow's future? Well this is it folks. She meets this guy online who turns out to be a demon that got out of a book and onto the internet and is wreaking havoc. At this point I feel like I might need to start making up a body count list of how many teenagers go missing/ end up dead in sunnydale because it seems at this point there's a never-ending supply of teens to kill off.

Episode 9:The Puppet show
One thing that bothered me about this episode was that the kid who had the dummy had brain cancer, and no one really cared... which was depressing to say in the least.

Episode 10:Nightmares
This one also is disturbing because the kid was beaten by his baseball coach. Oh, and Giles' nightmares are adorable. Forgetting how to read, and getting lost in the stacks. Aww<3

Episode 11:Out of Mind , Out of sight
Soo, this episode has this girl who gets ignored so much she turns invisible... and insane.
Which when the men in black take her away for a special operations unit at the end, where she opens a book and it has assassinations and other stuff that she's going to be learning... Just a tad scary.

Episode 12: Prophecy Girl
So Buffy is fated to die while facing the master... and does. Kind of. Until Xander does CPR on her, which apparently works like magic. Then they throw him through a glass window and he dies. All that's left are some bones.

S1 E2: The Harvest

Hooray for the power of Jesus Christ saving Buffy! yay crosses.

So apparently there's a new version of how the world started. None of these silly dinosaurs, but demons.

Buffy: I almost had them, but they went voom! *makes hand motion*
Xander: They can fly!?
Buffy: No they can drive.

Buffy is so quippy. I think that's her most endearing quality so far.

Creepy Nosferatu guy named The Master *turns around super slowly* : A Slayer ....
Thank you for being so melodramatic. That really got your point across.

Holy sugar, Luke holds a massive grudge. Apparently some dude attacked him while he was sleeping in 1843, and got away and he's still upset about it.

So, back to Buffy and the gang figuring out where the vamps are hiding: Willow is apparently a computer hacker, because she hacked into the city council files. Oh, and Giles is afraid of computers.
"Let's see if you can wrest any information from this dread box."
Aww, your old fogey charm makes you even more adorable.

So predictable:
Buffy goes to ditch school and the principal sees her and locks the gate on her.
Principal: That's the Summers I want to see. Sensible girl with her feet on the ground *walks away*
Me: She's soooo going to jump the fence.
She jumps over the gate.

So, Willow tells Xander that Buffy can handle whatever's in the Vampire lair by herself. She lets herself into the Mausoleum, and you can clearly see her wearing heels. Dude, if she's wearing heels to fight vampires, I really don't think she can handle this, especially with all the kicking that's been involved in her fighting style so far.

Oh so this is Angel. He's pretty and by pretty I mean a whole lot of sexy. I'm fairly certain he goes the frosted tips route later on, and that makes me really sad :( Don't change you lovely mysterious man.

Vampire Slayedge? Why is this a word? A line-backer and an X-acto knife? Oh dear God... How did you behead a linebacker with an exacto knife. I don't even want to know.

Cordelia is a giant witch, and I wish I could pull her hair....or do something to wipe that smirk off her stupid face. Oh, and Willow to the rescue.Yes destroy the stupid girls who don't understand programming... well.. their program. (So says the girl who doesn't understand programming herself)

Episode 1: Welcome to HellMouth

First thing I noticed- the vampire who kills the guy in this episode is Rita from Dexter. Quiet, little, mild-mannered Rita all of a sudden turns into a vamp and kills a guy and shoves him in a locker.
Two, Anthony Stewart Head is gorgeous. I`ve only seen him recently in things, and he`s getting on a bit in years, but in 1997, he makes the most beautiful awkward librarian I have ever seen.
Three, awww Alison Hannigan! She`s so young and cute as Willow! To think that the season finale of her most recent show was last night! :P
Four, there is a club scene in this, and it is like the lamest club ever. I probably say this because the club scene in 1997 was mainly grunge bands, and so therefore it's perfectly acceptable to that audience for a cool club to have a singer in yellow shorts muttering some song or other.Not hating on grunge, I love me some Nirvana, but it just seems strange that some club would have a live band with no one dancing, when clubs nowadays have Dj's and people trying to dance and talk over Gangnam Style, Skrillex, or something that's popular that's a style of music that I don't listen to. ( I listen to Florence and the Machine and Regina Spektor with some other rock and pop thrown in). At least I think that's what happens at clubs.. I've only been to one.

Willow: I think boys are more interested in a girl who can talk.
Awwwwwww <3 So cute. But I have the same problem.

Buffy: Seize the moment, cuz tomorrow you might be dead!
She says it so matter of factly, it's hilarious. Oh well, I appreciate it a lot more than YOLO.

Silly Giles ( Anthony Head's character)- go home, I don't care if this is a vampire hotbed, you belong in that club as much as the grunge band does :P  " I'd rather be home with a cup of Bovril and a book"

The amusing moment when Giles goes " look at them throwing themselves about down there, completely unaware of the danger."  It flashes down to the club scene, and there's a few people bobbing and swaying to the music. LOL. I WAS EXPECTING A MOSH PIT. lol. You gave me a junior prom.
Good job Buffy, you pretty much signed Willow up to get bitten by a vampire first episode out. I see unfortunate things in Willow's future.
And Nosferatu has risen from a pool of blood.
HOLY SHIT. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VAMPS IN THIS TOWN.
Thank you handy vampire for explaining my question.

And the episode ends with Buffy about to get chomped on by a vampire named Luke.
And pretty much half the town knows she's a vampire slayer.
And her social life is down the drain after she almost stabbed Cordelia with a stake, but I saw that coming.

Favourite part: Any part with Giles<3 

Introduction

So, I've never watched Buffy before, and for good reason. The first episode came out when I was the ripe age of 6 years old in 1997. I think I might've still been watching Barney at that time ( I was a strange kid), and whenever I did watch anything about vampires or anything scary, mysterious or disturbing I had terrible nightmares. Doesn't explain the fact that I watched both " I know what you did last summer" and" I still know what you did last summer" before I turned ten, but anywayyy... I didn't watch Buffy- this is what we need to take away from what I've just said.
So, I'm starting Season one, Episode One starting now... well, I've already  gotten about halfway through it, but I'm going to make a blog following along with the episodes and cataloguing my thoughts on them. Ie. How delicious a younger Anthony Stewart Head is <3 *swoon*.  How terribly cheesy and dated this is so far.... anyway, I digress, and Allons-y!