Season 3: Episodes 2, 3,4

Because I found the last episode boring... it's going to be more of marathons, and short posts clustered together.
So...
Dead Man's Party
So the gang and Buffy are reunited. And it's a little awkward...or a lot. Also Buffy's mom has this mysterious tribal mask, that has the power to raise the dead. FUN. Buffy's friends hold a party to welcome her home.. and it's not quite nice...
Giles:* in a falsetto*" Look at my mask, isn't it pretty. It also raises the dead". Americans.

Faith, Hope and Trick
So there's a new slayer in town, this chick named Faith who seems to have it together a bit better than Buffy until her dark past comes to town after her. Buffy also starts getting back into the groove of things with a brand-new guy, however, she's still coming to terms with what she did to Angel. She totally leaves the claddagh he gave her with the stone demon, and then it spit Angel back out from Hell.
FUN TIMES

Beauty and the Beast
So it's Oz's time of the month again.
Also Buffy's counselor is Mr. Moseby from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody..
But he's a lot more chill- smoking in his office and everything... It's hard to think that this- goes to " I TOLD YOU NO RUNNING IN MY LOBBY!"

S3 Ep1 : Anne

The gang are fighting vampires... by themselves.

BEACH. Buffy on the beach. With Angel? And it was a dream.

Buffy looks like she's going to beat the hell out of people in this diner.

One guy about the football season: If we can keep our discipline, keep the amount of mysterious deaths down, Sunnydale's going to rule!

That episode seemed kind of filler-ish. 

It had the gang back home fighting vamps.

Buffy had to rescue people from this place run by demons that made them work until they were dead, with some timey wimey stuff mixed in.

S2 Episode 22

So Buffy's gonna get arrested. no biggie. and now she's a fugitive.

Spike: Billions of people walking around like happy meals on legs.

What the hell. Xander saying I love you made Willow wake up... and she woke up and said Oz right away.

ALL THE TEARS.

Angel, you touch a hair on Giles' head and I will eat your heart for breakfast.

So Spike and Buffy are teaming up... and Buffy's mom found out she's a vampire slayer. 

Oh gawd. Oh gawd. Dru's making Giles think that he sees Jenny </3

Thanks Spike for coming through.. oh but Dru just tackled him. 

Xander goes to rescue Giles
Giles: Xander?
Xander: Yeah it's me.
Giles: no no no it's all a trick.

Xander: What?
Giles: they're making me see what I want to see.

Xander: If they're making you see what you want to see why would you see me?
Giles: You're right. Let's go.

and Buffy and Angel are swordfighting.This is cool. 

No willow 

what the hell is going on with willow. It looked like she wasn't going to finish her spell.. and then all of a sudden- she's like- super latin possessed mode.

And IT WORKED. aw.<3

KILL THE DEMON! PRIORITIES WOMAN. PRIORITIES.

what the shit. Angel. She sent Angel to hell. 

And she left home and got kicked out of school and omg. this is too much. omg.

Aw, they are so lost without her.

S2 E21:Becomg pt 1

Ooo we're going to see how Angel became a vamp.
No don't follow her. She's evilllll.
and she opens a cut on her boobs to change him. Nice.
Those are nordic runes on the front of that big rock thing... But they are in California, and they excavated it.
Weirdness.
Ok, stop playing with your hashbrowns Xander.

Cordelia (behind Snyder's back :  How about you're a tiny impotent nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu.
Pretty much Cordy. Pretty much.
It's showing how Dru gets changed. She's so pretty without the tons, and tons of makeup.
Dru got her visions before she died.
Angel. DON'T BE AN ASS. He told Dru she was damned to being a devil child cursed to be evil.
They found the disc that will restore Angel's soul to him.
ooh it shows Angel getting his soul back the first time. It makes me almost pity him....
If the box is whispering to you don't touch it.
Oh well. vamps got him anyway.
Kendra the vampire slayer came back. I missed her accent <3

Spike: It's a big rock, none of my friends have got a rock that big.
lol. Giles has a rock of Thessala that he's using as a paperweight. *FACEPALM* if you knew that she needed one she wouldn't have died....
Ew. Angel was grossly homeless looking last year. Chasing rats around NYC.
Ew and Buffy was terrifyingly preteen. ew.
I like her better now.
Aw, Angel decides to become someone just because of Buffy.
Well, decided, before the show started.

He tries to Pull the sword out of the demon's chest and fails-
Spike in a sing-song: Someone wasn't worrthy. LOL.
I love you Kendra... naming your stake Mr. Pointy
And Kendra's dead because of Drusilla.
AND BUFFY'S GONNA GET IN  TROUBLE

AND IT'S TO BE CONTINUED.

S2, eP20 : Go Fish

Swim team won at their meet, having a party at the beach.
Cordelia: We've been so tired of cheering for losers, it's nice to win something
Willow: We have the highest mortality rate
Xander (sarcastically enthusiastic): YEAH, WE'RE NUMBER ONE!

Cute guy on the swim team<3 mmmmhmm.Yes Buffy, flirt with him

EW, so I'm fairly certain something's sucking out bones and organs from the swim team and leaving something that looks like Harry's arm when Lockhart took the bones out.

Ok, no don't flirt with swim team guy, he's a creep. Principal Snyder.. stop being such a dick to everyone except your precious swim team.

Buffy: So, someone cut him open and ate out all his insides?
Willow: Like an oreo cookie!
Well thanks willow for ruining oreos for me now. Who am I kidding... I love Oreos too much. That is a love that will last forever.

Xander came face to face with the monster
Cordy's reaction: You ran like a woman didn't you.

Willow playing bad cop is awesome.
This guy on the swim team looks really familiar. I don't know why.
Angel, people aren't weapons- you can't throw them at Buffy.
And now Gage believes you're a bad ass.
LOL XANDER JOINED THE SWIM TEAM. YES.
He's sort of buff...

So the monster's aren't killing the swim team... they are the swim team.
Willow you scare the shit out of me.
Buffy :You're getting good at this interrogation thing
Willow: the trick is not to leave marks.

OH Gawd... the coach pretty much left Buffy to get raped by the fish guys.
But. they saved the day. And Xander won\t turn into a fish guy

Season 2 Episode 19: I only have eyes for you

Aw Buff Buff, I know how you feel. Boys are dumb

There's this couple fighting- I thought it was Oz and Willow at first- the guy sounded like Seth Green for a second.

And he pulled a gun, and the gun disappeared... what the hell..

I hate Mr. Snyder, so much. 

Aw, Willow 's so good a/s a teacher!<3 d'aaw.

HENRY! HENRY. MY SWEET HENRY. sorry this boy in 1950s Sunnydale who is having a relationship with his teacher is from Ugly Betty. He's like my dream guy<3 

I think he's the ghost. :(

A murderous ghost who keeps possessing people.

Spike hates Angel so very much.

Giles- It's Jenny, the ghost is Jenny
Me: It's not Jenny. No.

They figure out about the ghost and that it's a murder suicide, kid killed the teacher and then himself because he couldn't make her love him.
Willow : I feel bad for them
Buffy: I feel bad for her. He's a murderer, he should pay for what he did.
Willow: With his life?
Buffy: No he should be doing 60 years in prison, breaking rocks and making special friends with Roscoe the Weight lifter.

Special friends- teehee. That's an interesting way to put it. 

OMY OMY OMG WHY ARE THERE SNAKES ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. T.T 

Why does principal Snyder know about the Hellmouth?

W: The only solution is the final solution
Xander: Nuke the school? I like that idea

omg. Buffy's playing the guy's point and Angel's playing the  girl's part. HOLY. SHIT .

lol. Buffy can't kill Angel though.

Well. they helped the spirits cross over. But it's gonna be real awkward when they stop kissing.

YUP

Angel took off. 

So Spike can walk. He just went postal and kicked the wheelchair

Episode 18: Killed by Death

Buffy's sick... trying to fight Angel.. Stupid girl
With the help of the gang he takes off... and she passes out.
Xander to the doctor " She's sick- make it better!"

And Buffy starts freaking out and has to be sedated when they say they're keeping her at the hospital. 

Yeah I would hate hospitals if my cousin died in one while I was in the room with her alone.

I want to know what Cordelia thinks is wrong with Buffy's face...

Nope. Little kid being stalked by Freddy Krueger's brother ain't weird at all.

The weird moment when little Buffy looks nothing like 17 year old Buffy.
17 year old Buffy, Blond, Green Eyes, thin nose
Little Buffy, Brown hair, Green  eyes, fat nose. 

Xander, to Angel : You're going to die, and I'm going to be there.

Badass.

The next morning

They ( X, W,C G)all bring Buffy stuff.
Xander, handing Buffy balloons: Flowers for milady
Buffy: I think those are called balloons
Xander: eh, well, stick'em in water, maybe they'll grow

Willow wears the cutest chokers <3

Ugliest sweaters though.

That's creepy.
Dr. Backer knows the truth about children... that they die O.o 

Aw Cordy brought Xander doughnuts and coffee <3 d'aw.

So Dr. Backer's not the culprit. Dr. Death is. 

Willow's innocence about what playing Doctor really is, is adorable.

Not the kids! It's stalking them through the basement tunnels. 

Xander: you don't know how to kill this thing
Buffy: I thought I might try violence
Xander: Solid idea.

OMG. THIS MONSTER IS OFFICIALLY THE CREEPIEST SHIT EVER.
IT'S EYES GOT REALLY WIDE AND THEN OPENED UP INTO LONG SUCKER THINGS.. OH GAWD. NIGHTMARES FOREVER.

Good Buffy snapped it's neck.